DVD Player for Republicans

By encinoman

Are you a ‘pitbull with lipstick’ sick of sex, violence, and dirty words in the movies?  For just $70, you can play censor to the likes of Stephen Spielberg or James Cameron’s flicks, to scrub them clean before exposing them to your family.

ClearPlay is a fancy DVD Player that can play regular DVD movies — but without profanity, violence and nudity.

Wow! How does that work?

It’s really quite ingenious. We create filtering information on a movie by movie basis, and then put those “filters” into the DVD player. This way, the DVD player knows when to skip or mute while the movie is playing.

But isn’t it choppy?

Nope. Like you we love movies and take great care to maintain the movie presentation quality – the only thing gone is “that one scene” you wish the kids never saw.

And without that “one scene” they’ll never figure out how to explore their sexuality on their own.

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