LA Crime Story: Mortgage Fraud Beats Bank Robbers

July 9, 2009 by encinoman

Used to be California/LA led the nation in bank robberies, with 357 in 2006 alone.  Perhaps Point Break’s Presidential bank robbery team (that’s Patrick Swayze as Bodhi as Ronald Reagan) wasn’t such a fantasy.

We’re still up there with these desperate people (A former policeman and Little League coach known as the “Polite Bank Robber?” The 180 pound ‘Starlet Bandit’ in movie star sunglasses? A father/son bank robbery team, anyone?) but there’s more people robbin’ with a pen and a calculator these days.

According to the LA Times Peter Hong,

“The FBI’s annual mortgage fraud review says L.A. leads in mortgage fraud, measured by reports from the agency’s field offices.

“The Los Angeles field office received 9,971 “suspicious activity reports” in 2008; second-place Miami had 5,155. The report says fraud schemes include builders offering secret incentives to home buyers, such as falsely inflating a purchase price to make it appear as if a buyer has made a down payment when none was made. If the home forecloses, there is no home equity for the lender to recover.

Other schemes the report identifies are scams in which a group uses a straw buyer to intentionally default on a mortgage, then buys the property at a discount from the lender through a short sale; and foreclosure rescue schemes in which perpetrators offer to help a borrower in foreclosure and surreptitiously take over the deed to the property.”

We may not have a football team–but hey, we’re number one!

Is Britney a sincere convert?

July 8, 2009 by encinoman

Unlike many other religions, Jews don’t proselytize, which is why there are only about 14 million Jews in the world.  However, ’sincere converts’ can be and are accepted as Jews, with a long list from Ruth the Moabite to soul singer Jackie Wilson, Ivanka Trump, Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe, Connie Chung, and Campbell Brown, but of course I like Elizabeth Banks best.

Often, the conversion process requires up to a year of study with a rabbi, immersion in a mikva for women or circumcision for men, and many other signs of  dedication.  Lindsay Lohan seems to understand the importance of sincerity in conversion; asked if she was converting, she said “I’m trying.”

Does Britney, who wears a Jewish star in the picture below, understand?

Britney Spears: Click to watch

But if she become Jewish, she would be far from the blackest of black sheep.  I’m not even talking Tom Arnold here.  Historically the worst would be Nero, who supposedly converted to Judaism to avoid God’s wrath, but Liberian dictator Charles Taylor can certainly give him a run for his money.

Michael Jackson on ice

July 7, 2009 by encinoman

As his ‘friends’ send him off, the whitewash  cover-up continues for this great man.

ROOM-MATES: But child star Macaulay insists it was innocent

Copy Editing Error of the Day

July 6, 2009 by encinoman

ABC News: Ethics Riots in China Leave 156 Dead

Ethics, ethnics, (they’re talking about Moslem Uighurs, an ethnic minority) who cares as long as it passes the spellcheck?

Visiting the Jacksons

July 1, 2009 by encinoman

The long-time home of the Jackson family on Hayvenhurst Avenue is less than a mile from the Encinoman family compound, so my son and I went over there last week.  We had to abandon our vehicle, as despite California’s $14 billion dollar budget shortfall,  LA police and parking agents are manning several roadblocks outside Gelson’s. 

I hope to post pictures later this week.  However, visiting the florid floral display and signs saying sayonara to the Gloved/Loved One, I can say that just as the Republicans have a base, Michael Jackson did/does too.    It’s about the exact opposite of the Republicans, though, as MJ’s base is composed of women, black people and gays.

Foreclosure Porn

June 26, 2009 by encinoman

“Bank owned home!” screamed the sign.  I turned the Mustang up the street and joined dozens of other lookie-loos staring at the (mostly) empty Studio City house.

The search for a REO has become the new status symbol.  It’s also pornographic in the voyeuristic allure of going through  a very recently vacated home and staring at the left behind possessions of the former owners, while fantasizing about their lives and what brought them to this.  Sometimes its pretty clear; the Tarzana house I looked at last week turned out to have a $596,000 mortgage–and a $251,000 second! The banks were still fighting over what they would recover while the moving truck came.  

The Studio City house (at least with REOs realtors dispense with calling them ‘homes’) seemed to not only satisfy people’s pornographic fantasies of the absolute lowest price, but may have belonged to porn people as well, judging (and I’m not judging) by the framed 8×10 theatre cards of “Desire” and the like, showing a pair getting down.  (Perhaps the home’s female owner?)

At least they managed to break out of the Canoga Park/Van Nuys porn ghetto, before they crashed back down to earth. 

I found a Guess watch in the yard and thought of putting it in my pocket.  My son said, “I wouldn’t touch anything here.”  He’s smarter than me, and it also seemed like bad karma to swipe abandoned foreclosed possessions, so I left the watch, the porno placards and a burned copy of The Joy of Sex sitting there.

Park Packed with Jobless

June 25, 2009 by encinoman

Balboa Park in Encino was packed this morning.  No special events; just mothers, children, families, single women, groups, you name it.

Not really the homeless, either; their recreational vehicles were parked in the lot across the street, camping out for the 77th consecutive day.

Jogging around the park, I counted over 200 people before 9:45AM.  I don’t think they were going to work, either. 

It was the reserve army of the unemployed, on the march  jogging strolling biking dog walking fishing.

British Airways An Accident Waiting to Happen?

June 17, 2009 by encinoman

In a company designed to defy gravity and send hundreds of passengers hurtling at 500 miles per hour 30,000 feet over the Atlantic Ocean, it’s never a good idea not to pay your employees.

Similarly, Terminator Salvation or no, I’d be a little leery of riding the roller coasters at the bankrupt amusement park.

News Media Illiteracy and Idiocy

June 12, 2009 by encinoman

Here are three headlines from June 11 (today) and June 10, 2009. The first two are from NBCLosAngeles.com, the third from the San Jose Mercury News.

Is that like a prison hookup thing, when your beloved makes you a nice cape for your knee?
 
Now the phone companies are running beauty contests?

Skelton near Tahoe is man missing since 2006

I can’t do any better than a SF Chronicle poster, who asked if it was “Red Skelton.”
 
The truth is that this isn’t funny anymore.  There’s no excuse for not running a spell check before posting a news story or headline.  The reality is that we get the news media we deserve; how many viewers (’readers’) these days would spot these errors?

KCRW Broadcasts Word “Bullshit”

June 10, 2009 by encinoman

The usually profoundly boring “The Politics of Culture” on KCRW got a lot more interesting today, as artist Ed Moses used the word “bullshit” in response to a question posed by the indecipherable Edward Goldman and station queen/dragon lady Ruth Seymour. “I used to say 98% of everything is bullshit,” was his exact, on-air quote, which KCRW seemed to like so much that they podcast it unedited.

The irony, of course, is that Sandra Tsing Lo got fired for saying a magic word, possibly threatening the station’s license with the wrath of the FCC, according to mama Ruth.  Perhaps Seymour should have fired herself?

Diary of Reggie, Alligator at Large, Post #6

November 14, 2008 by encinoman

So now it’s a state crime to buy a drink for an alligator?  Believe me, you’re sitting around all day in this oversized bathtub they call a zoo, you’d want a drink too.

Alligator apologies for such a long time posting, but between my failed escape attempts and just lying around depressed, haven’t wanted to say much.

But now, Ziggy’s here!  A friend! My kingdom for a friend! Or I’m hoping, anyway.

In LA, it seems like it’s everyone’s secret hobby to raise an alligator from a baby–guess between the showers, sprinklers and pools, no one needs their bathtubs.  Not to mention the lowlives with their shark tanks–now Bill Maher wants Barack Obama to have a shark tank in the White House? 

Watch out, man–we predators eat puppies.

So get me a friend.  Or a drink, at least.

Media Training Sarah Palin

September 29, 2008 by encinoman

How would I media train Sarah Palin?  First, I’d have to get over my objections to her politics; I don’t media train Philip Morris, for example, because I’m convinced their products killed my father.

But if I accepted the Palin assignment, I would radically change the approach the Republicans are using.

First, I’d lose the “My Fair Lady”/Henry Higgins approach of trying to school the eager backwoods lass in the ways of Washington.  It’s patronizing, it oozes sexism, and most importantly it doesn’t work.  Very few of us can successful cram and regurgitate hours worth of talking points; for Palin, the problem is clear in the Couric interview.  Less is more.

Second, I’d treat Palin as a real person (and a bright one) with a compelling story to tell, and get her using that story as a metaphor to promote her views in every interview, as Barack Obama did and still often does.  She did, after all, come from nothing to being elected Governor of the largest state; she is not a daughter of admirals, married to a former President, a descendant of a wealthy and powerful family, etc.

Third, I’d spend some time with her asking her what her most personal political views are and which of McCain’s talking points she finds most compelling.  Then I’d help her craft them (or the ones that the campaign finds most acceptable, at least) into key messages that she could actively promote going forward, and return to when the questioning got tough.  If her message was “lower taxes help working families”, for example, she could use her own family as an example.

Fourth, I’d give her some ammunition; two or three key facts and statistics, not a week’s worth of briefings.  And I’d make it clear that she should stick to the truth and not make up things, no matter how great the temptation or the media pressure.

Fifth, I’d spend our time doing videotaped one-on-one interviews, not cramming random facts into her head.  Give her a half-page of bullet points, have her glance at it, then throw the security blanket away.  My experience is that everyone is uncomfortable and unsuccessful in the first one or two ambush style interviews, but they gain mastery over time.  From there, move on to mock press conferences, shouted questions, etc.

So I guess I’m in reluctant agreement with the “let Palin be Palin” Republican camp.  It hasn’t happened so far, but she can be a powerful spokesperson for the Republican ticket.  But even trained, confident spokespeople can’t help you if you don’t have a compelling message.

Websurfing is Good For You!

December 5, 2008 by encinoman

Survey says “the Web-savvy group also registered activity in the frontal, temporal and cingulate areas of the brain, whereas those new to the net did not.” (These areas of the brain control decision-making and complex reasoning.)

Study leader Gary Small of the Semel Institute for Neuroscience and Human Behavior at UCLA said “A simple, everyday task like searching the Web appears to enhance brain circuitry in older adults, demonstrating that our brains are sensitive and can continue to learn as we grow older,” Small said.

Of course, the survey didn’t say anything about the effect of websurfing on one’s s0cial skills, waistline, posture or self-respect.

Zocalo LA Sucks Ass: Paul Krugman Debacle

October 27, 2008 by encinoman

Sent email to Zocalo LA, “the intellectual life of LA”, to RSVP my attendence at Princeton Professor (now Nobel winner) Paul Krugman’s lecture “The Financial Meltdown and the Future of American Politics.” Particularly wanted to see him as my son now goes to Princeton.

But after driving 15 miles to attend, the wife and I were among dozens, perhaps hundreds of hipsters turned away, as their system didn’t return emails (”We were full since Oct. 7; it was on the website,” incorrectly claimed one harried organizer). Lots of people with confirmations were turned away as well.

As a long-time writer for Successful Meetings magazine and attendee of many lectures, concerts and conventions, this was one of the worst-organized events I have tried to attend. 

If you want to hear Krugman you can listen here; you’ll forgive me if I don’t bother.

It was a good thing I missed the lecture; I might have violated Zocalo’s “code of civility.”

Paul Krugman

Barack Obama: Is the Media Biased?

October 29, 2008 by encinoman

One of the most commented-on pieces on ABCNews.com is a long posting by Michael Malone on “Media’s Presidential Bias and Decline.”  If you wade through the 2295 words (yes, I counted), he makes some good points:

“What I object to (and I think most other Americans do as well) is the lack of equivalent hardball coverage of the other side — or worse, actively serving as attack dogs for the presidential ticket of Sens. Barack Obama, D-Ill., and Joe Biden, D-Del…

“Why, to quote the lawyer for Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., haven’t we seen an interview with Sen. Obama’s grad school drug dealer — when we know all about Mrs. McCain’s addiction? Are Bill Ayers and Tony Rezko that hard to interview? All those phony voter registrations that hard to scrutinize? And why are Sen. Biden’s endless gaffes almost always covered up, or rationalized, by the traditional media? “

Good questions–but Malone’s conclusion is from left field.  To editors “presiding over a dying industry: Obama “offers the prospect of a transformed Washington with the power to fix everything that has gone wrong in your career…With luck, this monolithic, single-party government will crush the alternative media via a revived fairness doctrine, re-invigorate unions by getting rid of secret votes, and just maybe be beholden to people like you in the traditional media for getting it there.”

it’s true that Barack Obama has gotten positive media coverage since the beginning of his campaign, when any honest person would say he was a long shot.  Back then (and really, for most of his campaign) he was the underdog, and certainly the media likes the underdog narrative.  Then there was his youth, his personal story (up from poverty through education and hard work!) and, not least, his race, however that’s defined.

To echo the technology journalism for which Malone is known, editors do like the ‘new new thing’–and that ain’t McCain.  It was Sarah Palin, until journalists did the vetting job the McCain campaign should have done.

On the flip side, as Kurtz says “Critics, including many conservatives, say the media have been too easy on Obama, and bias cannot be discounted as a factor. A study by the Project for Excellence in Journalism found that from the end of the conventions through the debates, McCain’s coverage was more than three times as negative than Obama’s.”

Yes, the press is liberal: Slate magazine is voting 55:1 Obama over McCain, for example.   But the press used to love John McCain, when it perceived that he stood for something. 

As a media trainer, I would fault the McCain campaign with failing to put out a positive, detailed agenda about what they were running for and delivering consistent messages supporting it.  (Hint: Lower taxes and Joe the Plumber ain’t “Morning in America.”)

The Politico refers to this reality here (via Andrew):

“There have been moments in the general election when the one-sidedness of our site — when nearly every story was some variation on how poorly McCain was doing or how well Barack Obama was faring — has made us cringe. As it happens, McCain’s campaign is going quite poorly and Obama’s is going well. Imposing artificial balance on this reality would be a bias of its own.”

Drudge Headline of the Day

October 30, 2008 by encinoman

LA Times Invents Ford Malibu

October 30, 2008 by encinoman

The Los Angeles Times, laying off yet another 75 journalists this week, is living in the past.  The paper is running a 7-part front page story about the good old days of “The Gangster Squad“, and how they illegally bugged and harassed gangsters like Mickey Cohen and Bugsy Siegel in the 1940’s.

Meanwhile, in the same issue (Sunday, October 26, 2008) a staffer writing about Barack Obama’s outreach to Latinos in Las Vegas wrote that one of the individuals interviewed was “trying to make a living buying and selling automobiles” and “pointed to two Ford Malibus in the frontyard.”

The writer wrote me to apologize, but the accuracy of such an ‘insignificant’ detail (in a Sunday paper with a circulation of one million) means either the Times editorial staff  has zero knowledge about America’s auto industry and its products (it’s a Chevy Malibu, unless it was a Ford Mustang, Focus or Fusion) or that the factchecking and copyediting staff has been decimated in the cutbacks.  (Or maybe the Times took a Philip K. Dick-like look into the future, merging the struggling automakers.)

Either way, such obvious errors call into question the accuracy of the whole journalistic enterprise.  No wonder the Times wants to run a series on long-dead gangsters.  As with the ghost story my editor at the Enquirer urged me to embellish, they won’t be suing.

UCLA Snoops Shows No More Privacy

October 31, 2008 by encinoman

Some 1041 patient files were violated by peeping eyes at UCLA Medical Center–and that’s just the ones they know about.

While the files violated included those of California First Lady Maria Shriver, actress Farrah Fawcett and singer Britney Spears, we don’t even have 1000 celebrities in LA, even if you add 5 actors from each of the top 20 TV shows, another 5 from the top ten films, 50 musicians, the entire roster of the Dodgers, Angels, Lakers and Clippers (that last a stretch) plus comedians, politicians, artists and has-beens. 

So that means people at UCLA (and probably your local hospital) are snooping on their ex’s, their neighbors and ‘that guy they brought in today’ out of boredom and unwholesome curiosity.  More than 165 workers at UCLA have been disciplined; doesn’t seem to be working.  Maybe they should start actually firing and arresting people.

As CEO of workstation maker SUN, Scott McNealy was best known for his intemperate attacks on Microsoft (referring to Bill Gates and the current CEO as “Ballmer and Butthead”) and his uninspired leadership of the failing company.

But even a broken clock is right twice a day.  As McNealy told reporters back in 1999, “You have zero privacy anyway.  Get over it.”

20 Fired in Celebrity Privacy Violation

November 1, 2008 by encinoman

Violating patient privacy doesn’t just happen in Los Angeles, or to people like Farrah Fawcett.  Even in Jacksonville, FL, there are celebrities–and hospital workers anxious to violate their privacy. 

Twenty hospital workers — nurses, admissions workers and patient relations staff — lost their jobs this week, accused of breaking federal privacy rules by accessing the medical records of the (NFL Jacksonville) Jaguars’ Richard Collier.

Two weeks after Collier — who was shot 14 times — was well enough to be discharged from Shands-Jacksonville Medical Center, 20 hospital employees were fired for violating Collier’s medical privacy.

The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, (HIPAA) should not be a joke.  My medical condition is between my doctors and appropriate supporting personnel and myself–it’s not watercooler chatter for the bored and stupid.

While I admit that wheedling records out of hospital personnel is what tabloid reporters, as I used to be, are trained to do, doesn’t mean that it’s OK for medical personnel to sell or otherwise discuss a star’s (or anyone’s) medical condition.

And this will not stop until doctors are among those fired or otherwise disciplined.

Dumbest Election Reactions

November 5, 2008 by encinoman

Ralph Nader called Barack Obama an “Uncle Tom” on Fox the other night, apparently because Nader thinks he’s a corporate tool. Perhaps Nader would like someone more authentic like Jesse Jackson (last seen sobbing for the TV cameras after the election) to “cut his nuts off?”

Then there’s this NSFW missive, from my erstwhile employer Larry Flynt, the auteur behind the eagerly-awaited ‘Nailin Palin’.

Meanwhile, NBA star Gilbert Arenas  was convinced both contenders would raise his taxes if elected.  Earning his “Agent Zero” sobriquet, he protested in the dumbest way possible: by not voting.

The Dread Media ‘Anniversary’ Story

November 10, 2008 by encinoman

If I ran the journalism world, the first thing I would ban would be the “anniversary story.”  Even though I won an LA Press Club Award for this LA Times piece about the Rodney King beating.

Basically, a media ‘anniversary’ is an excuse for journalists to write a little history, bring up some (generally lurid) event from the past or do some “Trivial Pursuit’ style follow-up (where is Kato Kaelin now?!) on half-remembered players. It’s a hook to write something that will get page views or blog hits, requires little actual reporting, and often gives the reporter the chance to play historian, draw parallels to our own time, or better yet, pontificate.

Certain dates are inevitable.  I’m sure November 22 this year (the 45th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination) will bring both memories of that tragic day in Dallas and the death of Camelot, and sober comments on the threats against President-Elect Obama. 

A few guidelines: generally, anniversary dates have to be for events in living memory.  Hence, 9-11 will generate recaps of the events and commentary for at least the next fifty years, but April 14 won’t get much (the date of Abraham Lincoln’s assassination 143 years ago).

Second, round numbers are key.  Like my Princeton reunions or wedding anniversaries, the big ones are 1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 40 and 50 years.  Thus, January 28 won’t be an important media anniversary date until 2011, when it will mark 25 years since the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded on January 28, 1986.

Third, ‘if it bleeds, it leads.’  Significant numbers of dead, or the notoriety of the incident, are sufficent reason for ‘celebrating’ the anniversary.

The last few weeks of October and early November have brought major looks back at the Jonestown massacres and even at the murder of Nancy Spungen by Sid Vicious (relived in New York Magazine’s Entertainment Section!), each taking place in 1978, 30 years ago.  Each of these stories fits the “anniversary story” criteria perfectly: In living memory, lurid, and a round number.

A fourth criteria for the anniversary story, importance, is highly subjective and thus easily ignored.  I was surprised and dismayed by the lack of update coverage on Los Angeles 15 years after the LA Riots last year.  And the 70th anniversary of the Nazi pogroms of Kristallnacht, the terror against Jewish homes and businesses that ignited the Holocaust, while commemorated in Germany, received precious little coverage in the U.S..

As George Santayana said, “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”  But whether we remember or not, all of us are condemned to a lifetime of anniversary stories from the media.

Henry Blodget Belongs in Jail

November 14, 2008 by encinoman

Yes, you can make an arguement that the American car companies should go out of business. 

But not if you’re Henry Blodget, one of a pack of analysts with screaming conflicts of interests who contributed to the last financial meltdown, during the dot-com era.  He was fined $4 million dollars and permanently barred from the securities industries in 2003 for his deceptive practics.

Blodget was  the dot-com one.  A former managing director at Merrill Lynch and the senior research analyst and group head for the firm’s Internet sector,  Blodget was charged by the SEC with issuing “fraudulent research under Merrill Lynch’s name, as well as research in which he expressed views that were inconsistent with privately expressed negative views.”

Further, he “aided and abetted violations of antifraud provisions of the federal securities laws and violated SRO rules by issuing research reports on one internet company (GoTo.com) that were materially misleading because they were contrary to privately expressed negative views.”

Blodget is now the CEO of the financial news site Clusterstock.com, which I have to say is pretty good (and comments on the securities industry from which Blodget was supposedly banned).  Not bad for a pump-and-dumper who belongs with Dennis Kowzlowski–behind bars.

ABC’s Spelling Error: Journalism’s Decline

November 14, 2008 by encinoman

The copy editor and the fact checker are no more.  Also no more, sadly, is proper spelling, attention to detail and just basic accuracy.  Take today’s ABCNEWS.COM story about the Montecito fires–please. 

That’s Montecito, ABC–not “Monticeto.”  In October an LA Times writer referred to an interview subject keeping a pair of “Ford Malibus” in his front yard. There’s lots more of this every day.

After an outcry from the readers, they fixed the Montecito story, but as one wrote, “The town is Montecito, not Monticeto. Spelling matters. In a previous posting someone asked whether the line editor was asleep. Nope. Probably didn’t see that the spelling was incorrect. Watch the crawl on CNN or MSNBC. During the course of a day there are scores of errors. As a nation we’ve lost the art of paying attention to detail. That’s why our economy is in trouble. We didn’t read the fine print when we signed the mortgage papers.”

 

Thousands Flee Tony California Town as Blaze Rages

Thirteen injured and more than 100 homes destroyed in fast-moving fire in Montecito

Flames that ripped through multimillion-dollar mansions Thursday evening continuing burning this morning in the upscale Southern California community of Monticeto, near Santa Barbara. At least 100 homes have been destroyed.

CES 2009 Cuts Room Rates: Signs of the Apocalypse

November 21, 2008 by encinoman

In another sign of the economic apocalypse upon us (thanks Henry Paulson, another parting gift from the Bush Administration and the ‘worlds most economically developed man’)  the Consumer Electronics Association notified preregistered attendees of significant price cuts on ten different Las Vegas hotels. 

No more the “biggest and best CES ever?”   With Best Buy swooning, Circuit City expiring and all the manufacturers suffering, even long-time CEA head Gary Shapiro will have a tough time putting lipstick on this pig.

Reggie the Alligator Post #7

March 2, 2009 by encinoman

My brother!  My brother!  Oh, you were lost and now are found!

If only someone had pointed you in the right direction, towards the canals!  There you could have lived a life of contented anonymity among the movie stars and the tattoed, snacking on the diseased ducks and the fish and the unwary poodle. 

Yes, you would have fit in.  Instead, they caught you, put you in a trash can and turned you over to the herpetologists

I just hope this isn’t you.

Alligator found in Venice

Facebook versus ACT!

December 3, 2008 by encinoman

In the 1990’s, it was common for professionals to “live all day in ACT!”, ACT! being a contact manager that also had a word processor, calendar, to-do list, etc.  ACT! was all about productivity. 

In fact, you were supposed to call people (remember calling people?) in your ‘tickler’ every 30 days, where you had listed some conversation-starter like “Saw your wife at the dog show.”

Now those professionals live all day in Facebook, briefly departing to do actual work.  Indeed, many IT types and other corporate drones would ban it if they could.  Facebook versus ACT!: an interesting contrast between packaged, stand-alone software and a widely-shared web application.

But are they really so different?  As the ACT! website puts it:

  • Keep important contact details in one place with ACT! so you have quick access to the information you need.
  • Be up and running quickly because ACT! is easy to learn and use.
  • Sound familiar, social networkers?

    Things We May Have to Do Without

    December 11, 2008 by encinoman

    Things we may have to do without:  newspapers, American cars, television dramas, retirement savings, books.

    Their replacement: PerezHilton.com, Twitter, Kias, unemployment benefits, five nights a week of Jay Leno.

    It’s change, all right, but not change I want to believe in.

    The Chutzpah of Henry Blodget

    December 8, 2008 by encinoman

    What is chutzpah?  The Yiddish expression means, roughly, a lot of nerve.   One example of chutzpah is the man who kills both his parents and throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan.

    Another is disgraced Wall Street analyst Henry Blodget publishing an article called “Why Wall Street Never Gets It.”   He claims wearily “Our government—at our urging—will go to great lengths to try to make sure such a bust never happens again. We will “fix” the “problems” that we decide caused the debacle; we will create new regulatory requirements and systems; we will throw a lot of people in jail.”

    That’s chutzpah from a man who could have gone to jail himself.  And the esteemed Atlantic Magazine should receive the red badge of dishonor for publishing–and paying–Blodget, and for giving him a byline which reads “Henry Blodget is the editor of Silicon Alley Insider, an online business publication.”  Omitted is the fact that he was fined $4 million dollars and permanently barred from the securities industries in 2003.

    As you’d expect, Blodget goes for self-exoneration.

    “By late 1998, I was cautioning clients that “what looks like a bubble probably is,” but this didn’t save me. Fifteen months later, I missed the top and drove my clients right over the cliff. “

    And guess whose fault it was?  “Later, in the smoldering aftermath,  I was accused by Eliot Spitzer, then New York’s attorney general, of having hung on too long in order to curry favor with the companies I was analyzing, some of which were also Merrill banking clients. This allegation led to my banishment from the industry.” 

    Blodget may call it an “allegation” but the SEC fined him a total of $4 million and as he says, banned him from the industry.  Why he is allowed to comment professionally on Wall Street, and indeed run the Silicon Alley Insider, is beyond me.

    But hey–he’s got chutzpah.

    Ruth Seymour’s KCRW: The State is Moi

    December 10, 2008 by encinoman

    Few general managers are as closely associated with a public radio station, for better or worse, than Ruth Seymour with KCRW-FM, beginning her tenure in 1978. So it’s not surprising that the 70+ aging lioness (or dragon lady, as many would have it) in winter still believes as King Louis XIV of France believed “L’Etat, C’Est Moi (The State, That’s Me)

    At KCRW, no one is bigger than the station, except Seymour, as acclaimed writer/performer Sandra Tsing Loh discovered a few years ago. The latest to feel her wrath, perhaps stirred by various KCRW constituencies, is Claude Brodesser-Aker, who decried the forced resignation of Rich Raddon from the LA Film Festival for his donation to “Yes on 8″, the proposition which actually said no to gay marriage. Seymour, who is certainly old enough to remember the Hollywood Blacklist, said the

    “The Business compared his resignation to the Hollywood Blacklist days when members of the film industry lost their jobs because of alleged Communist sympathies. The actors, directors, writers and producers who were targeted in the Blacklist never resigned their positions. KCRW regrets airing this out-of-the-blue opinion and has made it clear to those involved that it is unacceptable.”

    But Seymour-as-KCRW is often curiously silent when other ‘mistakes are made’ on the station’s airtime. In June, I wrote and blogged about another KCRW program giving airtime to one of America’s most notorious anti-semites.

    Queen Ruth never responded.

    Mistakes of the Liberal Media

    December 11, 2008 by encinoman

    Yes, we know things are very bad now in the media; today’s Mediabistro bucket of cheer talks of layoffs at Newsweek,  NPR and the death of local newspapers. 

    But that’s no excuse for making ridiculous, egregious errors like mispelling “Montecito” or inventing a new car, the “Ford Malibu.”  But those are innocent mistakes compared to not checking the background of spokespeople before they’re interviewed, or bowing to political correctness. 

    Today, NPR’s Marketplace had a long interview with Henry Blodget about whether he saw this ‘bubble’ coming.  Yes, the same Henry Blodget who was fined $4 million and banned for life from the securities industry is now a respectable commentator, like notorious anti-Semite Amiri Baraka this summer. 

    But when a host of a KCRW-FM show dares to compare firing someone for donating money to an anti-gay marriage cause to the Blacklist, he’s slapped down by the station manager.

    Playboy Gives Skoal Happy Ending

    December 16, 2008 by encinoman

    I opened the mail today and got my new Skoal edition of Playboy.  Under the clear plastic wrap, a woman was posed naked on hundreds of cans of Skoal, smiling alluringly.   Skoal had the look, the goods guys like and most of all the official Playboy logo, if not the endorsement of the National Cancer Institute.

    Turned out it was the back cover; the front cover is Carmen Electra, again. 

    Playboy Magazine

    But there’s a fine line between selling advertising, and selling out to your advertisers, especially one selling so morally questionable a product.  Is Playboy so desperate that it doesn’t know who it is anymore?

    Arianna is Right

    December 23, 2008 by encinoman

    I’ve often taken a critical look at the Huffington Post, because of their uncool policy of not paying contributors, which is bad in itself and can lead to horrible work like this.  Then there’s their habit of “borrowing” work on the Web. 

    But there’s no denying the intelligence and wisdom of its founder, the eponymous Arianna Huffington.  Interviewer Choire Sicha recently asked her, “What was the most under-covered story of 2008?”

    “I think the most under-covered story for me was: How did we get here? How did we get suddenly, or appear suddenly, in the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression? And exactly how did all these billions of dollars disappear? I think most immediately, the most under-covered story is how are the billions of bailout money being spent.”

    She’s right.  Henry Paulson’s bailout ‘plan’ seems to be to fly a helicopter over Wall Street dumping out buckets of cash.

    But the coverage problem rests with the news media, which seems unwilling and unable to cover the crash of home values, banks, stocks and jobs in ways America can understand and act on. 

    One reason is that business desks are being slashed and the survivors are dispirited, wondering if their own jobs will be next, making for low-energy reporting.  A second is the “innumeracy” too common in the news media, which Yglesias notes has “almost no understanding of quantitative methods.”  Finally, you can blame our celebrity culture from Barack to Britney, whether it’s force-fed to consumers by editors or whether the media is responding to pressure for ratings from their own pressured bosses.

    Say Sayonara to Steve Jobs

    January 22, 2009 by encinoman

    Although I am not an Apple fanatic, I do wish the best for Steve Jobs as a person.  Being sick and focusing on getting better is no picnic.

    That said, I think he should make a final break with Apple, in the same way that Bill Gates receded from Microsoft.  Lost in the happy news about Apple beating estimates in a shitty market today was this news about an SEC investigation into Apple’s disclosure policies about his illness. 

    The investigation and Apple’s non-disclosures (such as the ‘hormone imbalance’ sham)  suggest the company took a  ”Weekend at Bernie’s” approach to propping up the great man.  And as usual, the dwindling band of technology ‘journalists’/Apple syncophants didn’t ask the hard questions.

    While the Woz is right that Apple can survive with Jobs, the company needs to go cold turkey now.

    FyreTV’s Wireless Porn Server

    January 27, 2009 by encinoman

    There seemed to be plenty of leakage at the Consumer Electronics Show this year from the Adult Entertainment Expo.  (And vice versa; Fox Home Video was promoting the ‘legit’ release Choke, starring Angelica Huston and Sam Rockwell, by distributing faux anal beads at the adult show.)

    A case in point is FyreTV (www.fyreTV.com) which used one of the press parties at the ‘legitimate’ show to demonstrate what it proudly called “the world’s first wireless IPTV set-top box (or BoXXX, as they would have it) for streaming DVD adult content.”

    The wireless ‘BoXXX’ ships with any new subscription, which starts at $9.95.   The company signed to provide content from such stalwarts of the industry as Vivid, Wicked Pictures, Evil Angel, Seymore Butts and Sin City, among many others. 

    Is there a catch?  According to one spokesman I talked to, it’s no ‘all the porn you can eat’ plan.  The $9.95 basic service offers just 100 minutes a month, giving users an incentive to limit their ‘viewing’ to 3 minutes a day. 

     Just don’t fall asleep…

    Housing and Stocks Meet at the Bottom

    February 20, 2009 by encinoman

    In a little-notified confluence of misery, stock prices and the Southern California housing market each returned to their 2002 levels yesterday. 

    The median price of a home in Southern California (LA , Ventura, Orange, San Diego, San Bernadino and Riverside Counties) hit $250,000, a 40% decline  from last year.  In LA County,  the drop was ‘only’ 35%, but numbers don’t lie; the current median price is now $300,000, down from $458,000 in January 2008.

    Meanwhile, the Dow Jones closed yesterday at 7465, its lowest level since–yes–2002.  The numbers echo what some wag once said about gambling, “The guy who invented gambling was smart, but the guy who invented chips was a fucking genius.”  The point–like chips, they’re not just averages, but real money, burning up.

    So is this return to 2002, itself a recovery from 9-11, the bottom bottom we’ve been looking (and praying) for?  One can hope–but the smart guys we trust to run business and the government don’t seem to have a clue about what to do.  Even CNBC’s business cheerleaders and pump-and-dump squad have had enough.

    Newsweek Sanctions Dubai Prejudice

    February 20, 2009 by encinoman

    When the Dubai government refused to issue a visa to Israeli tennis player Shahar Peer, the Tennis Channel refused to cover the tournament and the Wall Street Journal Europe revoked its sponsorship. 

    Newsweek, the other media sponsor, did nothing.  Later they issued this statement:

    “Newsweek shares the stated commitment of the Women’s Tennis Association and the Association of Tennis Professionals to “fair play” in Dubai and to assuring that tournaments are open to all qualified players in the future. If Israeli player Andy Ram is not permitted to enter Dubai to play in the men’s tournament, which begins Monday, Newsweek will withdraw from sponsoring the event.”

    So discriminating against Peer is apparently OK with Newsweek.  But if Dubai does it one more time, they might do something.

    Yet another missed chance for relevancy and courage for Newsweek.  There won’t be many more.

    Judges Sell Children to Prison, CNN Late to Story

    February 23, 2009 by encinoman

    A story recently came to light that truly shakes our democracy to its core; a pair of Pennsylvania judges made a deal with a private prison operator in their state and  jailed almost  5000 minors  in return for over $2.5 million dollars. 

    Trading the freedom of a child for money by a judge sworn to uphold the law is an absolute abomination.   I don’t care how jaded the public is by financial scandals, easy-to-blame boogey men like Bernie Madoff and economic disaster.

    Ironically, I became aware of this crime around February 14, which is when the Torah portion Yitro (Jethro) is read.  While that portion is much better known for Moses being given the Ten Commandments, it begins with Yitro, Moses’ father-in-law, watching how overburdened Moses/Moshe is with the people’s problems.

    Yitro, seeing this, approaches Moshe and, speaking like a true father-in-law, says: “This is not good, this thing you are doing. You will surely be worn out, you and the nation with you, for this is too great a burden for you, you can not do it by yourself.” Yitro then goes on to outline a brilliant solution: he suggests that Moshe recruit suitable men–God-fearing, honest,–and appoint them as judges. Yitro proposes that a system of upper and lower courts be established, with Moshe at the top of the pyramid.

    CNN finally picked up this troubling story more than two weeks after it was covered in an editorial in a major daily in one of America’s largest cities, Philadelphia.  Tellingly–and pathetically–CNN doesn’t even bother to post a dateline on this ‘news’ (if hardly ‘new’) story.  News isn’t just what the mainstream media says it is, it’s when the mainstream media decides to run with it.

    Also troubling is that major outlets like CNN are reporting the outcome of a Federal investigation that began in 2006.  What happened to breaking news stories instead of Oscar fashion  ’coverage’?  Where was the crusading media for years while these children were locked up?

    James Cramer Swears Off Stocks

    February 27, 2009 by encinoman

    So the king of the pump and dumpers (not to mention multiple possible conflicts of interest) has sworn off stocks.

    “I say, patiently, and endlessly, and I’m on record on this, that if you need money for anything important, take it the heck out of the stock market.”

    Thanks Jim.  Where were you 6000 Dow points ago?    He should have written Soviet history; massive ongoing revisions without shame.

    CNBC likes to say his show is for entertainment value.  Perhaps we should think of him as Proximo, the rotund gladiator keeper and showman in Gladiator.

    Proximo: I know that you are a man of your word, General. I know that you would die for honor, for Rome, for the memory of your ancestors. But as for me? I’m an entertainer.

    Maximus: Do you remember what it was to have trust, Proximo?
    Proximo: [unfamiliarly] Trust?

    There’s always a bull market somewhere.

    Are you not entertained?

    Rocky Mountain News Closes, Another Eye Shut

    February 27, 2009 by encinoman

    A newspaper died today, as on February 27, 2009, after 150 years in business, the Rocky Mountain News shut down.

    Yes, hundreds of journalists, press operators, deliverymen and others (at least two newstands in my upscale neighborhood have been closed for years) have lost their jobs.

    But more importantly, another eye has been shut, whether it watched local news, government spending, crime, sports or politicians.  With the complex issues facing our country, from Obama’s enormous budget to Iraq and Afghanistan to the endless bailouts of financial institutions, we need more trained eyes watching, not less.  We need more readers, more questioning of the press, more dialog between media and reader.

    Nobody loves the press.  But without the press doing their job, you get this or this.

    Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman Proud Philistine

    March 2, 2009 by encinoman

    Although he’s been trying to bring world-class medical facilities to Las Vegas, Mayor Oscar Goodman’s civic boosterism doesn’t extend to the arts.

    “I don’t see a museum for art as necessary downtown.  The masters are on the Strip.  There’s also round-trip airfare to Los Angeles.  It’s not necessary to have a art museum.  I want a mob museum.”  

    The dismissiveness of this statement is reminscent of Hermann Goring’s “Every time I hear the word ‘culture’ I reach for my revolver.”

    Former mob lawyer Goodman (full disclosure: I’ve interviewed him and like him) does like to play the buffoon with his love of gin, showgirls and frequently politically-incorrect statements, like wanting to hang graffitti ‘artists’ by their thumbs or inviting Miss America contestants to a bikini party in a pool full of gin. 

    But he’s not stupid; a mob museum would  be more unique, probably a better tourist draw and certainly a better representative of how Las Vegans want to see themselves and their founding fathers.

    After all, what can you expect in a city where even the term ‘college girl’  (live to your room) is proudly pornographic?

    KCRW Castrates Clash

    March 6, 2009 by encinoman

    KCRW, the radio station too afraid to rock, did it again this week, putting Lily Allen’s girly, breathy version of “Straight to Hell” in heavy rotation.  Not only will the revolution not be televised, but it will be sanitized.  She sounds as bored, self-hating and out of it as Bill Nighy in “Love Actually.”

    This is not a new problem at LA’s ‘alternative’ public radio station, but the political correctness of KCRW is grinding.

    Diary of Reggie, Alligator at Large, #8

    March 8, 2009 by encinoman

    Sure, the alligator set the fire.  Sure, the alligator burned down the school. 

    He knocked over the portable heater.  He was probably cold–what do you expect when you keep a four-foot alligator with 70 other animals in your house?

    Personally, I’d blame the ‘human’ behind all that–not the scapegator.

    Jon Stewart Rips Cramer a New One

    March 10, 2009 by encinoman

    The self-important pump-and-dump crew are finally getting the respect they deserve, from a comedian, no less. 

    Unfortunately, the only thing that will bring down the crowd of corporate CEO butt-kissers (until the advertising  completely collapses) would be if the clowns turned their cannons at the mismanagement at GE, which has fallen nearly 80% since I bought this ’safe’ company at $39.7 a share in November 2007.

    Oh wait–GE owns CNBC?  No worries–the public will still get the truth from CNBC’s crew of crack journalists.  “In Cramer we trust.”

    Obama Kneecaps Las Vegas

    March 11, 2009 by encinoman

    Although Las Vegas workers were key to Barack Obama’s successful campaign to win the ‘battleground’ state of Nevada, so far he has repaid them with the back of his hand. 

    At issue is Obama’s bluenose comment “You can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayers’ dime. There’s got to be some accountability and some responsibility.”   It’s not just banks like Bank America that have cancelled scheduled trips, which are typically eagerly-awaited rewards for top salespeople and marketers.

    The Las Vegas Review Journal reports:

    * The Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority reported 340 event cancellations in the past 90 days.
    * The situation has cost the local economy about $131.6 million in lost spending.
    * The rampant flaking on Las Vegas business trips and the cancellation of conventions and business meetings has cost LV resorts 111,800 guests and 236,700 room nights

    Rather than look bad, corporations would rather cancel and pay the cancellation fee.  The fleshpots of Las Vegas may not be professor Obama’s cup of decaffeinated tea, but a lot of unionized workers depend on the celebration of capitalism there for their income.

    WSJ Goes Tabloid on Madoff

    March 14, 2009 by encinoman

    And it’s the right way to cover Madoff.  Today’s (March 13) six column story looked at the victims of the scam and the now-convicted scum–a reminder that there are real people being hurt, not just numbers thrown around.

    Murdoch’s instincts are correct.  Although I hate the potitics of the editorial page, the newspaper is thriving in the most difficult media environment in memory.

    Natasha Richardson Injury, Parent Trap Curse?

    March 17, 2009 by encinoman

    First of all, let me say that my prayers are with Natasha Richardson and her family.  I hope the ever-reliable NY Post and others are wrong and that she is not ‘brain-dead’ from a skiing accident. 

    She’s a talented actress and a beautiful lady I’ve had the chance to see in the flesh a couple of times, performing in Cabaret on Broadway and in 2005 ago at a premiere party for her film The White Countess, which though well-reviewed was essentially dumped after the death of producer Ismail Merchant. She was the epitome of Hollywood glamour at the premiere in a tight-fitting skyblue gown.

    Hollywood curses on films have about the same credibility as Hollywood ghosts, which I’ve written about for the National Enquirer, embroidering the tale of Ozzie and Harriet haunting their old Hollywood home.  But with Lindsay Lohan’s well-publicized troubles, the near-death of Dennis Quaid’s young twins and now this, perhaps the Parent Trap should join the list.   

    Magazine Publishing Officially Dead

    March 26, 2009 by encinoman

    Not quite official yet, I guess.  I’m still awaiting the publication of some pieces I’ve submitted in the last few weeks and, of course, some checks.   And I’d love to keep selling my work, although that seems less and less likely.

    But when the Western Publishing Association (home of the Maggie Awards) cancels their annual publishing conference because of low registration, that’s a pretty big nail in the coffin.  When my magazine won its one and only Maggie in 1992, the conference went on literally days after the LA Riots ravaged the city.

    Not this time.

    An annual event for the media publishing community in the western United States, the conference has, in prior years, drawn upwards of 230 people, offering more than two dozen educational sessions covering all areas of print, digital and event media. In addition, vendor tabletop exhibits were available as well as other vendor sponsorships.

    “It was an extremely difficult decision to make,” said Jane Silbering, Executive Director. “We have a responsibility to our sponsors to deliver attendance worthy of their expectations and dollars spent, and to our speakers, to deliver an audience worthy of the time and effort spent in preparing their presentations.”

    Twitter is for Twits

    March 26, 2009 by encinoman

    I do have a Twitter account.  I haven’t used it in more than a year.

    Nonethess I constantly get emails that so-and-so is ‘following you’ on Twitter.  Why?  To see if I move or just continue laying there?

    I just got a tweet announcing I’m being followed by, of course, someone I don’t know.  Intrigued (not), I went to his profile page to see what his answer to the burning Twitter question, in fact the only Twitter question, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?, was.

    1. watching tv

    Actually, twittering as the latest expression of our addled ADD age isn’t for twits.  John Cleese has it right.

    Got Truck Balls?

    March 27, 2009 by encinoman

    What does it say about our society that ‘balls‘ are big, but you never see the Playboy bunny emblem on vehicles anymore?

    Lonely Solid Tough Bad Ass

    Of course, when you have an accessory like this, who needs Playboy?

    Henry Blodget vs. Ken Lewis

    March 27, 2009 by encinoman

    Henry Blodget: Why does Ken Lewis of Bank America still have his job?

    World: Why are pump-and-dump-style commentators like Cramer or Henry Blodget still making their living from the stock market?  Shouldn’t Blodget be in jail?

    GM CEO Rick Wagoner’s next move

    March 31, 2009 by encinoman

    No, not Disneyland.  You’ll see him driving a

     

      armored Mercedes S600

     

     

     

     

    or a

    with a

    hearty “Fuck you!” finger raised high.

    And a pair of these dragging behind…

    Octomom Made Me Do It: Snoop and Get Fired

    March 31, 2009 by encinoman

    Can you imagine losing your job over Octomom?  That’s what more than 20 Kaiser hospital employees are contemplating this morning.  Apparently they couldn’t contain themselves from looking at Nadya Suleman’s records.

    Even if they were looking for “the frozen pop” (the best description I ever heard of a sperm donor) or the tabloids were behind it, this summary judgement and punishment seems riduculously harsh.  A warning would probably have worked for some of the curious.

    By taking in this woman and deploying enormous resources (46 employees  in the delivery room) without asking questions or asking for supplemental payments, Kaiser already has a lot to answer for.  If I paid premiums there, I’d be screaming.

    And considering how hard it can be for a company to fire someone, one wonders if this is an easy way to cut costs and clean house.

    Playboy: So Out of Touch

    April 1, 2009 by encinoman

    Playboy has long pretended that it’s for the 18 to 30 year old male.  In fact, ever-youthful Kevin Bacon was rejected as an interview subject because he was too old, resulting in this wretched song.

    Ellroyplayboy

    The current issue (not the classic ’60’s cover above) continues the weird dichotomy of 19-ish models and elderly authors who could be their leering grandfathers–or great-grandfather, in the case of 83-year old Hugh Hefner.

    The issue contains the first of a four-part James Ellroy meditation on “his childhood, [his mother's] unsolved murder and his teenage peeping.”  It also  looks at “how his mother’s death drove him to search for the perfect woman, to seek out both prostitutes and (fruitlessly) women of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, to pass notes with his phone number in coffee shops, to send literally thousands of dollars in flowers.”

    Not creepy at all, the 61-year old  L.A. Confidential author says he “never masturbated on neighbors’ lawns — ‘That was just hyperbole!’ — but was a dedicated peeper and self-described ‘perv’ during his teenage years….when he stole pills, underwear, a turkey breast and ‘a five spot’ from this place he still thinks of as ‘Cathy Montgomery’s house.’”

    Now that’s got to appeal to that cleancut college/military demo and the advertisers!  Or at least to Skoal.

    Diary of Reggie, Alligator at Large, Entry #9

    May 21, 2009 by encinoman

    Oh my droogies, it has been a while between posting, but my WiFi access in this stinking zoo pond is, shall we say, intermittent.

    While I’m online, I must warn you about an insidious threat to alligators everywhere: chicken.  Superman has kryptonite, we have chicken.  They play upon our weakness to capture us. 

    Just as I was lured, brother Texas gator was thrown in the pit of iniquity, brought down by the scent of a chicken, that he was not even allowed to eat!  Now he lingers in a wildlife facility, held for ‘rehabilitation’.  For what? The crime of alligatorhood?

    And in our Florida homeland, a young brother was broomed by a beast for smelling her cooking.  No chicken for him–but at least he got a nice big bite of redneck.

    L.A. Film Noir not: The Black Dahlia

    April 2, 2009 by encinoman

    I love LA, and I love films set in Los Angeles, from Bladerunner to perhaps the most typical genre, film noir. 

    I finally saw Black Dahlia today on HBO, and it was as bad as they say.  Worse, even.

    It was one big acting lesson for the wooden juvenile leads, Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johanson.  Watching Hartnett struggle to show grief and shock when his partner plunges to his death was a painful movie moment indeed.

    The director was in love with mood shots and voiceover, both of which can be overdone. Then there’s the father daughter make out scene, not too much of a homage to Chinatown.  Not a surprise to learn that it was an over-the-top but past his prime Brian DePalma, bhind the violence and leering sex.

    “She looks like that dead girl.  How sick are you?”  The line reading was so great that it repeated in the voice over.  “You’d rather fuck me than shoot me.”

    And the script…well, the real Black Dahlia, of the dead woman found cut in half in 1947, is considered an iconic LA crime, although who know why compared to the thousands killed in ‘gang-related’ violence over the last   There’s not much to hang your hat–or the script-on, so a plot has to be invented, so the filmakers tapped the James Ellroy novel.  But the A and B lines about a mob tie-up, girls reading for Hollywood screen tests and a Hollywood gothic family don’t make much sense or cover incoherence with screaming and overacting and grand guignol.

    LA Confidental still rules, for three reasons: 1. Actual great acting, particularly the way under-utilized Guy Peerce, but also the world-weary Russell Crowe and Oscar-winner Kim Basinger.  2. Curtis Hanson, really a great, understatted director who can work in any genre and make you care even about a chick flick, In Her Shoes.  3.  A well-written script that uses noir elemetns and period cars, sets and costumes but is not overwhelmed by them–and deals with a continuing Los Angeles problem, our ambivalence with the LAPD.

    Lakers and Clippers, A Tale of Two Cities

    April 3, 2009 by encinoman

    Like many in Los Angeles, I became a Clippers fan because I could no longer afford Lakers games.  But the Clippers were also, a couple of years ago, a promising team–I had $15 seats with my sons the night the Clippers beat the Nuggets and vaulted into the second round of the playoffs!

    Sadly, things have changed, and only for the worst.  I tried to buy Laker playoff tickets today, and they sold out in minutes, even the $215 American Express seats that were too rich for my blood.  (That’s nothing; seat prices go up to $3500.)

    And the Clippers?  I just received a 0.10 offer from the Clippers for the last few games of this lost season.  Of course there’s a catch, but still, check out the un-NBA-like cheesiness of the dime photography.

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    Another Day, Another Massacre

    April 4, 2009 by encinoman

    Today’s shooting: Binghamton, New York. 13 dead  April 3, 2009

    Monday’s shooting: Santa Clara, CA. 6 dead. March 30, 2009

    Sunday’s shooting:  Carthage, NC 8 dead in a nursing home. March 29, 2009

    March 10, 2009:  Samson, AL 10 dead in two nearby towns.

    January 27, 2009: Wilmington, CA 7 dead in one family

    December 24, 2008; Covina, CA, 10 dead in ‘Santa Claus’ massacre

    October 6, 2008; Los Angeles, 6 dead in one family

    That’s seven U.S. mass killings of 6 or more people in six months, not to mention this year’s international leader, the massacre of 16 in Germany.  I may have missed some.

    Are people spinning out of control?  Is economic despair the trigger for the trigger?

    What’s going on?

    Olympic Heroes of the Bible

    April 9, 2009 by encinoman

    Now appearing for the Unified Team (Canaan, Judah, Israel, etc.):

    Javelin: Pinchas

    Single Scull Rowing: Moses

    Wrestling: Jacob

    Weightlifting: Samson

    Shooting: David

    Track: Adam, as he was first in the human race

    The End of Tolerance for BS

    April 16, 2009 by encinoman

    Things are rough for a lot of people, including me and Sam Zell, facing the publishing precipice.  But if there’s a silver lining, America may have reached the end of its tolerance for bullshit. 

    Consider:

    Instead of placating the pirates of Somalia, the Navy shot them on President Obama’s order.  And few weep for the tragically early demise of these teenagers.

    Although they love illusionists, they’re not big on bullshit in Nevada.  That’s why OJ Simpson was convicted of robbery and kidnapping in Las Vegas and immediately remanded to prison, where he is serving what could be a 15-year sentence.

    Texas legislators are getting sick of creationism in the public schools.

    Despite his millions (billions?), Bernard Madoff was immediately put in jail after he pleaded guilty.  He remains there today, even though his lawyers argued he should remain free before sentence is pronounced in June.

    Even celebrity Phil Spector was found guilty by an LA jury of murdering Lana Clarkson and, again, sent immediately to jail while awaiting sentencing.  This jury didn’t buy that Clarkson killed herself on her first date with Spector.

    Jackie Robinson Reality Check

    April 17, 2009 by encinoman

    It’s great that baseball is honoring Jackie Robinson with a rather surreal day where all players (thanks to Ken Griffey Jr.) wear #42.  But Jackie Robinson never got to play in his hometown. 

    Probably the greatest 4-sport athlete that Pasadena and UCLA ever produced, he was a Brooklyn Dodger through the winter of 1956.  They then traded him to the hated Giants and he retired, missing the team’s move to Los Angeles at the end of the 1957 season.

    Most likely, it wasn’t racism. As they say in The Godfather, “it’s only business.”

     

    Famous Jewish Sports Legends

    April 17, 2009 by encinoman

    The tribute to Jackie Robinson (and the inane coverage of baseball’s ‘progress’ in getting more American black players) got me thinking about how much each ethnic group cherishes its athletes, although all too often they are malefactors.

    Jews are as guilty as any other ethnic group, although Airplane the movie claims “Famous Jewish Sports Legends”  is only a pamphlet.

    Still Jews  obsessively obsess over ‘their’ athletes, like the one and only Jew in the NBA today, Jordan Farmar (does he ‘look Jewish?’)

    Sadly, Jews like other ethnic groups seem much more interested in even the vaguest athletic connection rather than that much more important ‘hall of fame’–Jewish Nobel prize winners, of whom there are at least 178.

    Columbine and the Dread Media Anniversary Story

    April 20, 2009 by encinoman

    Here we are, ‘celebrating’ ten years since the maniacal shootings at  Columbine.   And last week, “20 years ago today Sergeant Pepper” didn’t teach the band to play, but 96 people were killed in a soccer stampede in England.  And today is the anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing; time to wallow in the people’s grief.

    Perhaps this is one reason people hate journalists, not just asking victims how they feel at the scene of the disaster, but revisiting it 10, 20 or more years out.

    As I said last year,

    “If I ran the journalism world, the first thing I would ban would be the “anniversary story.”  Even though I won an LA Press Club Award for this LA Times piece about the Rodney King beating.

    Basically, a media ‘anniversary’ is an excuse for journalists to write a little history, bring up some (generally lurid) event from the past or do some “Trivial Pursuit’ style follow-up on half-remembered players.”

    And the big one is coming up this summer.  No, not 40 years since the moon landings.  I’m sure we can look forward to an interview with Roman Polanski, on his thoughts on the 40th anniversary of his wife and the others slaughtered in the Manson killings.

    LA Times All-Access Next Step to Doom?

    April 22, 2009 by encinoman

    As a loyal subscriber, I got an email from the LA Times yesterday offering me an ‘all-access’ subscription for no additional cost.  The all-access plan–pitched as a celebration of Earth Day–would give me full access to the electronic version of the Times on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, days I don’t get the print edition.

    GO GREEN NOW! the ad screams.

    Sound good (if little different than just reading the paper online)–but my take is that it’s leading down the road to what the Detroit Free Press is already doing–cutting out home delivery during the week and only serving subscribers on weekends. 

    Or maybe this is the first step in trying to charge for content again.

    Either way, newspapers can’t grow by cutting off fingers and toes.

    Gambling on American Idol

    April 22, 2009 by encinoman

    When I interviewed Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman, he took several important cell phone calls in his office–from his bookie.  His wife told me, “If two cockroaches were racing across the floor, he’d bet on one of them.” 

    But now I’ve found even more degenerate gamblers–people who bet on American Idol

    Anything to get straight guys to watch the show.

    Roseanne Barr Applauds Suicide

    April 23, 2009 by encinoman

    Why I don’t usually listen to KPFK or Pacifica radio: Roseanne Barr at 5:08PM PST 4/22 applauded the suicide of Peter Kellermann, CFO of Freddie Mac.

    Will Esquire Drop Dead?

    April 23, 2009 by encinoman

    So 24/7 Wall Street is claiming.

    The collapse in print advertising has pushed revenue at most of Hearst’s large magazines down by double digits after a bad year in 2008. …Hearst is going to have to cut some of its anemic magazine titles. Esquire is among the weakest of the major men’s magazines on the basis of advertising page performance. Through April, ad pages at the magazine dropped 27% to 206. Men’s magazines are one of the most crowded categories in the industry. Esquire is up against GQ, Details, Men’s Journal, Maxim, and a number of men’s fitness and health publications. The men’s magazines which are performing the most poorly will not last long.

    Understandably terrified of being teabagged by a tag-team Maxim/GQ combo, Esquire denies that they are an endangered species.

    To that list I would add Playboy.  The current issue, with Lisa Rinna (who?) on the cover and nekkid inside, is an anemic 118 pages. Combined with the size shrinkage of the magazine and thin cheap paper stock, it’s an unprepossessing half the size of my Dad’s Playboys from the early 1970’s, when I developed an interest in the genre.

    While Playboy the magazine doesn’t know who it is either,  at least their Bettie Page fixation is harmless, if gay. 

    But I have an active dislike of Esquire, partly based on their ever-snobby attitude.  (And just who are their real readers, anyway?) But I mostly dislike them because of the  ‘investigative obituary’ (investigating her sex life, I recall) of Judith Resnik, the Challenger space shuttle astronaut, right after she was tragically killed.  Way to go, Esquire.  We won’t miss you when you’re gone.

    Resnik, Judith - still image [media]

    Wouldn’t You Really Rather Have A Buick?

    April 24, 2009 by encinoman

    Technology Lifestyle Mags Disappearing

    May 4, 2009 by encinoman

    And a good thing, too. I have before me a copy of CE Lifestyles, the February 2005  issue. The cover photo is a bodacious babe smiling a come-hither smile at her digital-camera wielding boyfriend. To further convince the fickle consumer, the cover price reads $5.99   $1.99.   Now apparently called First Glimpse, you can subscribe for just $29 a year.

    For years, publishers thought the combination of fetishized cool consumer electronics and hot cover babe would turn people men onto the so-called “CE Lifestyle.” 

    Why do these publications never take off?  Now, of course, advertising is a memory, as are freelance, photo and model budgets.  But that’s not the real reason.

    A long time ago I went to a presentation by some of the editors of Entertainment Weekly.  EW itself is in trouble now, but not because it didn’t follow the editors advice.  In terms of coverage, he said, “Movies are best, then music and television.  Then sports.  Last is technology.”

    Bristol Palin: Do As I Say, Not As I Do

    May 7, 2009 by encinoman

    Somehow, Bristol Palin has become a spokesperson for teenage abstinence on behalf of a foundation started by the owner of Candies shoes for teenage girls.   And I’ll bet you didn’t know that today, May 6, 2009, was National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy (apparently by talking about it.)

    Give Palin a little credit for at least addressing the inevitable charge of hypocrite.

    “”Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only … 100 percent foolproof way to prevent pregnancy…if I can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant, I will feel a sense of accomplishment,” she said. 

    And one assumes she’s getting paid as a spokesperson, so at least she won’t be like OctoWelfareMom. 

    But my father was a smoker, two packs a day, and with love and irony, he would constantly lecture my brother and I about smoking.  “Do as I say, not as I do.”  

    So it was only a miracle that we didn’t become addicted and die of lung cancer like my father. 

    “You did and you’re telling me not to?” will be the response of most teenagers to Bristol, who is certainly paying the price for doing what teenagers do.   Her failed relationship and her child (at least no one calls it her “shame”) have been tabloid fodder for months.  Meanwhile, college, career and marriage have all receded a little further towards the horizon for her.

    My son and his girlfriend had an intimate relationship at Bristol and Levi’s age, but that awkward talk about contraceptives seems to have had more of an impact than admonishments about abstinence.

    The Missing Marines of Tarawa

    May 12, 2009 by encinoman
    The Princeton Alumni Weekly just published my cover story “Issue in Doubt.” 

    It’s about how the U.S. military lost track of hundreds of Marines killed at Tarawa in World War II, including Medal of Honor winner and former Princeton student Alexander Bonnyman—and how despite the Joint POW-MIA Accounting Command (JPAC), whose motto is: “Until they are home”, depressing political considerations usually mean that the search for Vietnam-era remains get priority over missing WWII or Korean vets.
    Due partly to battle conditions, but largely to a series of screw-ups during and after the war, only 49% of the 1000 Marines killed over three days in November 1943 were ever found and repatriated to the U.S.
    Can Bonnyman and the other ‘missing’ Marines be found and returned to their families?  I don’t know–but I do think the U.S. owes them a better effort.

     

     

    Twelve-year-old Fran Bonnyman accepts the Medal of Honor awarded posthumously to her father, Alexander “Sandy” Bonnyman Jr. ’32, from Secretary of the Navy James Forrestal ’15 in 1947. 
    Twelve-year-old Fran Bonnyman accepts the Medal of Honor awarded posthumously to her father, Alexander “Sandy” Bonnyman Jr. ’32, from Secretary of the Navy James Forrestal ’15 in 1947.

    Playboy Experiences Shrinkage

    May 13, 2009 by encinoman

    Blog readers know I have an ambivalent relationship with Playboy, the magazine that no longer knows who it is.  It reported today it lost money, which in the real world means losing readers and advertisers.  If you can’t make money selling sex anymore, you’re really in trouble.

    The magazine has already been cut in size, both page count and in the smaller, thinner paperstock with pages that stick together on their own.

    Now it’s being cut in frequency, with the July and August issues combined “in a move it says could be a precursor to a permanent curtailing of frequency.”  More good news for readers; when they raise the price to $5.99 an issue, you’ll be paying more for less.

    The Playboy ‘empire’  tries to minimize the magazine’s importance, saying it compresises “less than a quarter” of the company’s revenues.

    Playboy needs truck balls.  It needs to get more outrageous and pneumatic and bodacious like Pamela Anderson—not less.

    PR Pros and Press Lists

    May 13, 2009 by encinoman
    For public relations pros, their press contacts are one of their most valuable assets.  Yet in packing up my office today, I threw out dozens of press lists and threw out an old Bacon’s.  Why?
    Because:
    • Multimedia Systems Design,
    • Network Magazine
    • Electronic News
    • Electronic Buyers News
    • Internet Week
    • PC World
    • InfoWorld and the rest have been trashed, and their editors and writers with them.
    Another thing I threw out: a note from a client on “Long lead publications with a two to four month lead time. ”  The web has killed that concept too.
    It makes keeping that press list constantly updated a challenge, but a challenge that’s more important now than ever.  Then there’s the question of who is actually a reporter or editor these days…
    Being inclusive is best.  I admired an old client who always treated the press equally, even the guys who’d make up their own newsletter so they’d be ‘legit.’  Unlike many PR pros who obsessively make and police A, B and C lists, he understood that today’s C-lister could be tomorrow’s Perez Hilton.

    Pfizer Makes Hard Times Happy Times

    May 14, 2009 by encinoman

    Just because you’re out of a job doesn’t mean you have to give up sex.  That’s right, among the drugs Pfizer is offering free to the jobless is Viagra.

    Obama Picks Jon Huntsman as Ambassador to China

    May 16, 2009 by encinoman

    As something of a China hand myself, I applaud this bipartisan selection to one of the most important U.S. ambassadorships.  And congratulations to Politico, who beat both CNN and the Washington Post to the story and apparently even the news conference.

    It goes without saying that the appointment puts one of the GOP’s rising stars far away and presumably unable to build a campaign organization

    But Huntsman will gain valuable experience in dealing with a rigid, calcified party bent on ideological purity–the Republicans  Chinese Communists.

    Bye-bye Black Card

    May 19, 2009 by encinoman

    I just shredded an ‘exclusive’ invitation from Visa to accept their Black Card. 

    They insisted it was the card (made of highly desirable carbon graphite! limited to 1% of the population!) that would get you noticed.  But what I noticed was the $495 annual fee.

    Drew Peterson, Maniac Cop

    May 22, 2009 by encinoman

    “I guess I should have returned those library books,” laughed accused double wife murderer Drew Peterson.  He nodded at his handcuffs and added, “How do you like my bling?”

    The humor of a maniac cop.

    File:Maniac Cop Movie Poster.jpg

    Cartoonists Squeezed by Newspaper Demise

    May 25, 2009 by encinoman
    comicLalo Alcaraz

    Lalo Alcaraz did the above cartoon about cartoonists being squeezed out of newspapers.  As a freelance writer struggling to [continue to] find paying work, I hear you, man.

    LA Times: John Lennon Buying in Hancock Park

    May 25, 2009 by encinoman

    No, it’s not a descent into the world of the Weekly World News, merely a copyediting error in Hot Property  (below.)  In other words, not deliberate, just incompetent.

    When does the newspaper as public trust become a public joke?

    ‘Reno 911′ actor John Lennon buys Hancock Park-area house for $2,175,000. Hot property photos

    Life Magazine Visions of Yesterday

    May 27, 2009 by encinoman

    Cleaning my office, I’m slowly going through a mound of obsolete papers (aren’t they all obsolete?), my very own time capsule.

     The cover is gone, but it’s instructive to look at a 1989 Life magazine.  Although the theme is “Visions of Tomorrow”, it tells much more about yesterday.

    First, there was a Life magazine.  It’s had many incarnations, but I don’t see it coming back no more.  Maybe on the Web–but that’s not the same thing, is it?

    Second,  it was a time of abundance;  the magazine was printed in full color, 12″ x 10″ format, and the issue was nearly a half inch thick.  Four pages of Oldsmobile ads helped make it possible.

    Third, they were right about many things, such as  “replaceable you”, on switching body parts, and noting “drivers will avoid gridlock by checking their routes on a computer…dashobard navigation system…”  There’s the usual prediction that tourists can book flights to Mars (this time by 2050). 

    What they predicted: the death of typewriters. 

    What they didnt’ predict:  a future without Life Magazine. and probably the death of all magazines.

    WSJ Ignoring Advertiser’s Illegal Behavior?

    May 28, 2009 by encinoman

    Is the editorial side of the Wall Street Journal ignoring illegal behavior by LifeLock, one of the few full-page advertisers it can claim these days?  (LifeLock is best known for its CEO putting his social security number on display as a hacker’s delight.)

    A judge recently ruled that LifeLock’s fraud alert service is illegal.  But you wouldn’t know it from the WSJ. which missed much about the financial crisis and where the often-porous ‘Chinese wall’ between editorial and advertising appears to have been breached again.