Monday Morning Media Quarterback

From Beijing to Brooklyn, the verdict is in: Britney Spears is over.  Not only was she dazed, sluggish and confused on the ‘prestigious’ Video Music Awards, where even her lip-synching was off, but most unforgivably she was fat.

Meanwhile General Petraeus wants 6 more months of maximum troops in Iraq, the credit and stock markets are melting and Osama Bin Ladin says he won’t try to kill us all–if we convert.

But Britney’s a train wreck and we’re pushing her over the cliff as fast as we can; will her children understand?  So let’s concentrate our fire on this poor girl and serve her head on a platter, like her fellow dancing girl, Salome, did.