Archive for the ‘Barry-Bonds’ Category

Say It Ain’t So

December 14, 2007

So the Mitchell report is out, naming names in major league baseball, of players who aren’t “clean”.  The blame is all laid on the players, like bloated superpitcher Roger Clemens, not on major league baseball that never made any attempt to do drug testing, ban substances or set penalties. 

U.S. baseball fans who bought $6 billion worth of major league tickets are complicit too; the ‘chicks dig the long ball’ (and blazing strikeout) entertain-me-at-all costs philosophy excuses the players and the leagues.  Yes, I booed Barry Bonds this summer–but I paid for our tickets to do so.

As long as there are sports there will be cheaters.  Some countries like made a national fetish of creating super-athletes, often using the same tools today’s baseball players tried. 

But baseball, with its focus on records, history and tradition (from the national anthem to the 7th inning stretch and ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’) will suffer more than most sports if the playing field is not leveled.  The hallowed Hall of Fame will be hollow indeed if cheaters and man-monsters like Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire and the rest are ‘enshrined.’

Barry Bonds: LA Dodgers Deny Free Speech

August 2, 2007

At the Dodger game last night, the right field pavilion was packed with fans cheering the Dodgers and lustily booing Barry Bonds whenever he took the field or got to the plate.  Like many others, we were willing to profit off the a-hole.  We brought our gloves in hopes of the “money ball“, Barry’s 755th.

Gloves and booing were fine.  What apparently wasn’t fine were fans with signs denouncing Barry Bonds.  We watched Dodger ushers usher out a fan who unfurled a paper sign with an asterisk *, saying Bonds’ steroid-fueled feat should forever be questioned in baseball’s record books.  Another fan screamed, “Welcome to America, where you can say what you want.”

I call bullshit on the AP and SI.Com for their typical Los Angeles-bashing; “On Wednesday, Bonds got ridiculed right along with the Laker Girls. He shouldn’t feel so bad. At Dodger Stadium, this is just what they do - and he’s used to it.”

Nonsense.  Dodger fans hate the Giants and despise Bonds, but we lust after our Laker Girls–if the AP can’t recognize a horny chant they should find another line of work.