Archive for the ‘celebrity-justice’ Category

Danger, Danger–Celebrity Behind the Wheel

June 15, 2007

Californians have always prided themselves on their driving skills (except when it rains and there are 500 fender-benders in three hours).  That’s why you’ll see people shaving, texting, applying make-up, reading magazines and screaming at their phones.

But it seems like someone needs to open a Celebrity Driving School.  I don’t venture to West Hollywood, especially late at night, because of the growing celebrity menace.

Accidental meetings with celebrities have always been a lure of Los Angeles, but they were fatal for the unlucky folks who encountered Prison Break’s Lane Garrison and singer Brandy.

Sure–not every celebrity crash is a fatal one.  But with Lindsay, Paris Hilton’s potentially ugly DUI, “Wrong Way” Nicole Ritchie (called that because she was arrested for DUI going against traffic on a freeway!), Halle Berry and even Mischa Barton of the OC commiting mayhem behind the wheel, maybe celebrity chronicler TMZ.COM should change their “Trainwrecks” section to “Celebrity Car Crashes.”

Watch out for celebrities when you’re on the road, or your car will may look like this.

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Let Paris Go

June 9, 2007

Let Paris Hilton out of jail.  What is gained by breaking a butterfly on the wheel?

For those howling for her head, the point is made.  Rich people and girls who just want to have fun suffer too. She did a few days in jail, just like the common people would do for a minor, non-violent first-time DUI.  (Many would probably not do any time at all.)  Let her do home confinement, or just let her go.

For those demanding she be punished, let he who is righteous, who has never had a few drinks and gotten behind the wheel, cast the first stone.  U.S. Supreme Court Justice Scalia’s daughter, to name only one, was arrested for DUI with three kids in her car.  She got probation and community service.

And for those who think “celebrity justice” is a joke, remember that not every celebrity gets off scot-free.  Heidi Fleiss, celebrity madam, served 3 years in Federal prison; the clients of her prostitution services served not a single day.   Oscar-nominated actor (can’t wait to see him in Jon Favreau’s Iron Man) served a hellish year in California state prison for drug offenses.

Who did they–or Paris Hilton–hurt?