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Nixon in Disneyland

July 12, 2007

As a media trainer, a key tenet we teach is to never repeat a negative, even when denying it.  President Nixon at the time of Watergate said “I am not a crook.”  Convincing, no? 

Now Nixon’s presidential library, located in Orange County, the land of Disney fantasy, has decided to join the reality-based community.  The cover-up that was Watergate will no longer be continued in the museum, although you’ll still be able to hold your wedding or barmitzvah in the Library’s reproduction of the White House East Room.  Money quote:

“Visitors learned that Watergate, which provoked a constitutional crisis and became an enduring byword for abuses of executive power, was really a “coup” engineered by Nixon enemies. The exhibit accused Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein — without evidence — of “offering bribes” to further their famous coverage.

“Most conspicuous was a heavily edited, innocent-seeming version of the “smoking gun” tape of June 23, 1972, the resignation-clinching piece of evidence in which Nixon and his top aide are heard conspiring to thwart the FBI probe of Watergate.

“This was history as Nixon wanted it remembered, a monument to his decades-long campaign to refurbish his name. Nixon himself approved the exhibit before the library’s 1990 opening.

“Everybody who visited it, who knew the first thing about history, thought it was a joke,” one Nixon scholar, David Greenberg, said of the Watergate gallery. “You didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.”

Now that ‘exhibit’ is gone, tossed literally in the dustbin (dumpster) of history.  Somewhere a blue-haired Orange County matron is shedding a tear, but fear not: Digital photos were taken of each exhibit, so Nixon’s version of history will survive for digital display.

Notes from Disneyland

June 22, 2007

I recently attended the launch, literally and figuratively, of the Finding Nemo submarine ride at Disneyland.  Although I didn’t grow up in Southern California, I’m starting to understand the sometimes-creepy nostalgia for a Disneyland of the past that almost seems like a Coney Island of the Mind, as Lawrence Ferlinghetti put it.  

While many rides of the mythical ‘E-Ticket’ era are gone, the Cold War era Disney submarine fleet (launched 1959) has returned from mothballs with a vengeance, to take us on a wonderous undersea journey chasing the little fish Nemo.  Disney has also bowed to the green era; the 8 subs are now clean electric-powered.

The Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland

Disney should open an attraction called “The Line Experience.”  No ride, just a long line, with lots of hot, tired people from around the world waiting to be entertained.

Disney employees have two retirement plans: their 401K and the stuff in their basement.

As press, we had an unusual experience–visiting Walt’s apartment.  Anaheim was strawberry farms when Disneyland was built, with no freeways or hotels.  Rather than drive the 35 miles back to Holmby Hills, Disney had a small apartment built above the fire station on Main Street. 

Like much of Disneyland, it’s preserved in immaculate creepiness; the early 20th century furniture and footstools covered in doilies, the inevitable Edison phonograph (a victrola-like device with a huge horn) and the two day beds, 15 feet apart, where Walt and wife slept apart from one another.  It smelled like Grandma’s house. 

I picked up the ornate white rotary dial phone.  There was a dial tone, as if waiting a call from The Maker.  At night, they leave the light in the window on for Walt.