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Movie Piracy Dogs Strike Again!

August 4, 2007

Who calls August the ‘dog days’ of summer?  Flo and Lucky, the black labs of the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), have struck again!

Working undercover in Malaysia, “the world’s first dogs trained to sniff optical disks” snagged illegal copies of Pirates of the Caribbean, Spiderman-3, Transformers, The Simpsons Movie, and Hot Fuzz (apparently a much bigger hit in Southeast Asia than here.) They helped local law enforcement seize DVD replicators capable of cranking out 10 million pirated DVDs a year.  Four pirates were also detained.

“They were able to mask the true nature of their operations by masquerading as a factory producing fertilizers. 300 sacks of fertilizer were piled outside the premises in an attempt to camouflage their illegal activities. They were however unable to fool the dogs.”

Yes, something smells here.  But it’s not those gleaming black Labs.

Lucky and Flo sniff at DVD pirates

Spiderman 3 Pirates Nabbed by Flo and Lucky

April 27, 2007

Even though the first Spiderman 3 DVDs were fakes, the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) has a serious issue on its hands.  Nine out of every 10 DVDs sold in China is an illegal copy.  But MPAA spokesman Dan Glickman isn’t the most charismatic and Jack Valenti has passed on  What to do?

Put Flo and Lucky on the case!

 Lucky and Flo sniff at DVD pirates

Flo and Lucky are the silent spokesdogs of the MPAA, deployed throughout Asia to literally ’sniff out’ pirated movies and games.  The heroic dogs, trained to detect polycarbonate, even put a stop to a stash of child pornography.  No wonder the pirates of Malaysia have put a bounty on their heads.

You don’t have to believe a word of it.  It’s still a brilliant PR gambit by the MPAA, as people care much more about chocolate Labs than camcorder-wielding movie pirates or bloated movie moguls.